random story.

On one strangely cloudy californian afternoon, three hollywood actors were discussing their career directions. The three present were, the future Governor of California, Arnold Schwartzenegger, Slyvester Stallone of Rocky fame and the Muscle from Brussels Jean-Claude Van Damme. The three actions stars were unhappy that they were constantly stereotype to action and emotionless characters. They all wanted to expnad their craft and show that they were much more versatile performers and thus gain the respect as serious actors they trully craved. Stallone commented that a friend of his dropped him a script. It was a semi-biographical epic about the 3 great musicians in history, chronicling their their triumphs and tragedies. Reading through the script, the 3 screen stars got really excited and wanted to make this film a reality. After several minute of silence, Sly Stallone proclaimed loudly in his trademark slur and snarl, "I'll be Mozart!" Van Damme responded, " Then I'll be Chopin!"and Schwartznegger responded in his familiar Austrian accent, "I'll be BACH!!"